I've got farmville figured out.  I really like fv, so much that I have three farms.  I like to click the little squares and pretend I'm farming.  It's so much easier than real farming.  And  you don't have to clean out the chicken house either.  I get to run my own little world.  Actually, I get to run three little worlds.

Farm #1.  Tick's farm.  All business.  Tick takes her farming seriously.  Crops, crops, crops.  No wasted space at all.  Just a small corner to unload and sell what she doesn't use.

Farm #2.  The Thug's.  Nice little place, a house, a chicken yard.  Even a spot to sit and relax.

And farm #3.  A house with a little garden on the side, somewhere to sit, flowers.

And a maze! 

A maze with a little maze monster.  Named Seymour.  Seymour occasionally puckers up and blows kisses.  Seymour's weird.

My little farmer can walk through the maze pretty well.  Never gets lost.  But the thing about the little farmers on FV is that you have to wait on them to go to each little square to plow, plant, fertilize and harvest.  I get tired of waiting of them moving from square to square.  So I've imprisoned all my farmers.  That way the farm squares take care of themselves, much more quickly than if the farmer did the work. 

So, here's a little farmer, imprisoned.

And another little farmer imprisoned.

And yet another prisoner.

Aren't you glad I don't really run the world?  I am.

Some girls.........

Moscowvites.........or Moscovians??

Aunt Terry

Chinese checkers.

Washing dishes......Beaner and..........SpongeFace???

Silliness amongst the flowers.

The inevitable rock picture.

and girls again.